Field Testing the Chutzpah Monitor
Although it hasnât been manufactured on a commercial
scale as of yet, you may have heard of it through the
grapevine; the revolutionary device called the Chutzpah
Monitor. It is a device similar to a gaydar that measures
the subjectâs alpha brainwaves to determine his exact
amount of chutzpah at any given moment. We know that the average amount of chutzpah has increased
dramatically among poker players (and perhaps society at
large) during the last few years, but attempts at gauging a
reasonably accurate amount in individuals have not been
successful. However, I have now put together a device that uses very
specific electroencephalography that measures neural
electron migrations at a molecular level and translates it
into an accurate chutzpah reading.
Poker Decision Tree pt. 2: Which Poker Player Are You?
Click on the image below to enlarge. decision-tree-full-pt2.
Duke Headsup Champion – Women Rule
*Annie Duke won the national Headsup Championships after
defeating a number of guys. The guys werenât even good
looking. *
*
*Someone please give me a little resistance*
*
Darvin Moon
Paul Wasicka
Jerry Yang
Dennis Phillips
Erik Seidel
1
Annie Duke
$500,000
2
Erik Seidel
$250,000
3
Dennis Phillips
$125,000
4
Scotty Nguyen
$125,000
5
Jerry Yang
$75,000
6
Peter Eastgate
$75,000
7
Doyle Brunson
$75,000
8
Jason Mercier
$75,000
9
Paul Wasicka
$25,000
10
Barry Greenstein
$25,000
11
Annette Obrestad
$25,000
12
Eli Elezra
$25,000
13
Phil Laak
$25,000
14
Gabe Kaplan
$25,000
15
Jamie Gold
$25,000
16
Chris Moneymaker
$25,000.
My Heroes: Poker Sites without Casino
*Poker sites that donâÃÂÃÂt offer casino
are my heroes. HereâÃÂÃÂs why. *
*Casino games are a fine and greedy kind of robbery*
*These poker sites are my heroes in this sordid world. *
Poker Stars
Full Tilt Poker.
Real Action at the EPT Berlin
Poker can be pretty boring from an outsiders point of
view, but that's not the case today!! Some real action
occurred at the Grand Hyatt Hotel in Berlin when six men
stormed the hotel and robbed the PokerStars EPT of over
â¬800,000 (that's almost the amount guaranteed to first
place)! You can watch the what the robbery looked like
from the tournament floor as the live coverage from
PokerStars TV caught the action. [youtube]http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=QFn3XxRWcO0[/youtube]
All poker media outlets have been reporting on it and my
favorite so far is Pokernews turning CNN.
Categories:
Berlin,
EPT,
Gloria Balding,
PokerStars,
robbery
What is Cheating on Your Wife Worth? For Tiger, $75 Million
Paddy Power Poker recently offered Tiger Woods a sponsorship
deal in the amount of $75 Million. It was a five year deal
worth $15 per year. Woods actually turned down the deal
from Paddy Power, prompting TMZ to state âTiger Woods
just blew off a $75 million endorsement offer from an Irish
gambling company â and that is how you know youâre
rich. â
Cheat on your wife - get offered $75 in endorsements.
Categories:
Paddy Power Poker,
Tiger Woods
My Proposed WSOP All-Star Game Selections
The official over at the World Series of Poker have been
hinting over the last couple of days that there might be an
All-Star event at this year's WSOP. Last year we had the
Champions Invitational where any living WSOP Main Event
winner could participate. This year, the WSOP is asking fans
for a list of 20 players to round out an All-Star field. I
decided that I would give my 20 picks and my criteria for
selection.
Categories:
WSOP,
WSOP All-Star game
Erick and Erica Sittin' in a Tree
So if anyone follows, or even cares, about relationships in
poker, then you know that David Benyamine and Erica
Schoenberg split up sometime around the end of last year. No
details have been given about the breakup, but such
occurrences are not uncommon in poker. It now appears that
Erica has moved on to someone else, and it just so happens
that this someone else is another Full Tilt pro. PokerListings first broke the news that Erica is now
apparently involved with Erick Lindgren.
Categories:
David Benyamine,
Erica Schoenberg,
Erick Lindgren
Negreanu: “Hellmuth Must Learn to Play Better”
Phil Hellmuth had a bad poker year in 2009. Many poker
aficionados have reacted with astonishment to his weak plays
in the first episode of High Stakes Poker 6. His own explanation for his bad fortune lately is that he
had lost his focus. He hadnât done his mental
exercises.
Some Thoughts on Your Mom
Your Mom
Your mom is so ugly; when she joined an ugly contest they
said "Sorry, no professionals. "
Your mom is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack
of hotdogs. Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 20 rubbers a
day. Your Mom + Unattractive
Your Mom + Obese
Your Mom + Promiscuous
your-mom.