Full Tilt Poker Now Hiring

Now Hiring!! Work for Full Tilt Poker!!

Duties Include:

• Convincing customers we will not screw them like last time



• Listening to American players whine about not getting paid



• Logging complaints about not getting paid by our former employers



• Ability to withstand being laughed at by other online companies



• Ability to pay for your bills in the event we run out of money by buying Full Tilt Poker



• Ability to delay a response for three days to a question that would take 15 seconds to answer.



• Ability to write cryptic press releases are a plus



• Monitoring *wink wink* for bots and other activity against our TOS.



• Willing to take a bullet for us while we run out the back door should we run out of money.

• Salary if we don't run out of money from the transactions



• Having your pulse on the poker world and being the main point of contact for the company



• Sick days, vacation days, days you will do nothing....sorta like our old customer service staff.