Phil takes biggest loss in years and accuses Matt Hawrilenko of cheating
Phil Hellmuth was playing Matt 'Hoss-TBF' Hawrilenko on Ultimate Bet earlier this week. It seems like Phil took a pretty hard beating, but as always he remained calm and courteous. Well maybe he happened to accuse his opponent's of cheating - but hey, who's perfect.
Phil, Hoss_TBF (who's considered one of the best limit players in the world) and another player called turnthecaroff was playing and from the look of the chat Phil got the worst of it.
Hawrilenko has been kind enough to share some good bits in his blog:
PHILHELLMUTH: crunk would have 30k less if deck broke even
HOSS_TBF: phil you'd have 8 million less if deck broke even
TURNTHECAROFF: true story
PHILHELLMUTH: u morons cannot even play LH right, how U gonna beat
Phil gets really upset after a while, which seems to affect his typing.
PHILHELLMUTH: raise and bet every street
PHILHELLMUTH: what a joke
PHILHELLMUTH: this ***cin moron turn firing OP [over playing] MF
PHILHELLMUTH: OP everyhand
PHILHELLMUTH: ****
PHILHELLMUTH: brutal
PHILHELLMUTH: I never hit vs the moron
PHILHELLMUTH: fuyck
PHILHELLMUTH: RWGHwwshnjEDTYuj
PHILHELLMUTH: 35WR
PHILHELLMUTH: AE
PHILHELLMUTH: G
PHILHELLMUTH: GRT
PHILHELLMUTH: GHR
PHILHELLMUTH: TH
PHILHELLMUTH: RT
PHILHELLMUTH: ETY
PHILHELLMUTH: NJ
PHILHELLMUTH: DTYY
PHILHELLMUTH: ******* op IDUIOT
PHILHELLMUTH: wtyf
HOSS_TBF: there is a program called mavis beacon teaches typing which
HOSS_TBF: i found very useful and you may as well
After a while Hawrilenko manages to get Phil to calm down.
PHILHELLMUTH: i SIT AND PLAY SUPER GITH AND MORON PLAYS EVERYHAND AND\
PHILHELLMUTH: STILL WINS EVERTY POT
PHILHELLMUTH: **** YU 2
PHILHELLMUTH: ER
PHILHELLMUTH: THI ISNT POKER
PHILHELLMUTH: wheres the math??????????????????
PHILHELLMUTH: this isn't aupposed to happen
HOSS_TBF: phil, this is sincere: maybe you should do your breathing
HOSS_TBF: exercises
HOSS_TBF: i honestly do not want you to have another panic attack
PHILHELLMUTH: I really should
PHILHELLMUTH: I might
HOSS_TBF: you are a nice guy
PHILHELLMUTH: but I ran four miles and feel great
PHILHELLMUTH: but U right I do need to settle down
PHILHELLMUTH: just beat after beats seems unbleieavbel
PHILHELLMUTH: steamed me up way too much
PHILHELLMUTH: I prob need meds, never takin em before though
Phil can't figure out what hit him and start to insinuate that he's been cheated.
PHILHELLMUTH: U make a lot of good checks vs me hoss
PHILHELLMUTH: I better have em look at this session, security
PHILHELLMUTH: well, U either totally outdrew me all night or U bluffed a F
PHILHELLMUTH: few
PHILHELLMUTH: I saw a bunch of yiour hands when I had ace high and U won e
PHILHELLMUTH: m all
PHILHELLMUTH: VNH
TURNTHECAROFF: i can see the steam phil
TURNTHECAROFF: lol
PHILHELLMUTH: Idont steam against bad pl,ayers
TURNTHECAROFF: who on this site would you call a good player phil?
How could the great Phil Hellmuth be loosing without some foul play going on.
PHILHELLMUTH: wow amazing
PHILHELLMUTH: hoss Im having scurity review this session first time ever
PHILHELLMUTH: thats the truth
TURNTHECAROFF: lololl
PHILHELLMUTH: hoss is playing well vs me
TURNTHECAROFF: wp hoss
TURNTHECAROFF: he is supposedly a great player phil
PHILHELLMUTH: U morons beat AQ KQ KJ and more in the last few minutes alon
PHILHELLMUTH: **** this
PHILHELLMUTH: gadwr
PHILHELLMUTH: \q4th6
PHILHELLMUTH: how in fusk hell
PHILHELLMUTH: do you get away with this ****
TURNTHECAROFF: LOLOLOL
PHILHELLMUTH: one of the most brutal sessions of my life
Phil admits that he's been mangled before he leaves.
PHILHELLMUTH: sure just **** me over hand after hand
PHILHELLMUTH: this isn't funny anymore
PHILHELLMUTH: Im gonna enjoy my revenge
PHILHELLMUTH: lol
PHILHELLMUTH: I had KJ
PHILHELLMUTH: lol
TURNTHECAROFF: hilarious phil
PHILHELLMUTH: yes they found a queen for ya'll
PHILHELLMUTH: congrats this is my biggest loss in two years playing online
PHILHELLMUTH: Limit holdem
When you put one of the best limit holdem players in the world against one of the players that thinks he's the best the result is just pure chat magic. For Phil's sake we hope he does his breathing exercises and starts taking his medication.
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