Phil takes biggest loss in years and accuses Matt Hawrilenko of cheating

Phil Hellmuth was playing Matt 'Hoss-TBF' Hawrilenko on Ultimate Bet earlier this week. It seems like Phil took a pretty hard beating, but as always he remained calm and courteous. Well maybe he happened to accuse his opponent's of cheating - but hey, who's perfect.

Phil, Hoss_TBF (who's considered one of the best limit players in the world) and another player called turnthecaroff was playing and from the look of the chat Phil got the worst of it.

Hawrilenko has been kind enough to share some good bits in his blog:

PHILHELLMUTH: crunk would have 30k less if deck broke even

HOSS_TBF: phil you'd have 8 million less if deck broke even

TURNTHECAROFF: true story

PHILHELLMUTH: u morons cannot even play LH right, how U gonna beat

Phil gets really upset after a while, which seems to affect his typing.

PHILHELLMUTH: raise and bet every street

PHILHELLMUTH: what a joke

PHILHELLMUTH: this ***cin moron turn firing OP [over playing] MF

PHILHELLMUTH: OP everyhand

PHILHELLMUTH: ****

PHILHELLMUTH: brutal

PHILHELLMUTH: I never hit vs the moron

PHILHELLMUTH: fuyck

PHILHELLMUTH: RWGHwwshnjEDTYuj

PHILHELLMUTH: 35WR

PHILHELLMUTH: AE

PHILHELLMUTH: G

PHILHELLMUTH: GRT

PHILHELLMUTH: GHR

PHILHELLMUTH: TH

PHILHELLMUTH: RT

PHILHELLMUTH: ETY

PHILHELLMUTH: NJ

PHILHELLMUTH: DTYY

PHILHELLMUTH: ******* op IDUIOT

PHILHELLMUTH: wtyf

HOSS_TBF: there is a program called mavis beacon teaches typing which

HOSS_TBF: i found very useful and you may as well

After a while Hawrilenko manages to get Phil to calm down.

PHILHELLMUTH: i SIT AND PLAY SUPER GITH AND MORON PLAYS EVERYHAND AND\

PHILHELLMUTH: STILL WINS EVERTY POT

PHILHELLMUTH: **** YU    2

PHILHELLMUTH: ER

PHILHELLMUTH: THI ISNT POKER

PHILHELLMUTH: wheres the math??????????????????

PHILHELLMUTH: this isn't aupposed to happen

HOSS_TBF: phil, this is sincere: maybe you should do your breathing

HOSS_TBF: exercises

HOSS_TBF: i honestly do not want you to have another panic attack

PHILHELLMUTH: I really should

PHILHELLMUTH: I might

HOSS_TBF: you are a nice guy

PHILHELLMUTH: but I ran four miles and feel great

PHILHELLMUTH: but U right I do need to settle down

PHILHELLMUTH: just beat after beats seems unbleieavbel

PHILHELLMUTH: steamed me up way too much

PHILHELLMUTH: I prob need meds, never takin em before though

Phil can't figure out what hit him and start to insinuate that he's been cheated.

PHILHELLMUTH: U make a lot of good checks vs me hoss

PHILHELLMUTH: I better have em look at this session, security

PHILHELLMUTH: well, U either totally outdrew me all night or U bluffed a F

PHILHELLMUTH: few

PHILHELLMUTH: I saw a bunch of yiour hands when I had ace high and U won e

PHILHELLMUTH: m all

PHILHELLMUTH: VNH

TURNTHECAROFF: i can see the steam phil

TURNTHECAROFF: lol

PHILHELLMUTH: Idont steam against bad pl,ayers

TURNTHECAROFF: who on this site would you call a good player phil?

How could the great Phil Hellmuth be loosing without some foul play going on.

PHILHELLMUTH: wow amazing

PHILHELLMUTH: hoss Im having scurity review this session first time ever

PHILHELLMUTH: thats the truth

TURNTHECAROFF: lololl

PHILHELLMUTH: hoss is playing well vs me

TURNTHECAROFF: wp hoss

TURNTHECAROFF: he is supposedly a great player phil

PHILHELLMUTH: U morons beat AQ KQ KJ and more in the last few minutes alon

PHILHELLMUTH: **** this

PHILHELLMUTH: gadwr

PHILHELLMUTH: \q4th6

PHILHELLMUTH: how in fusk hell

PHILHELLMUTH: do you get away with this ****

TURNTHECAROFF: LOLOLOL

PHILHELLMUTH: one of the most brutal sessions of my life

Phil admits that he's been mangled before he leaves.

PHILHELLMUTH: sure just **** me over hand after hand

PHILHELLMUTH: this isn't funny anymore

PHILHELLMUTH: Im gonna enjoy my revenge

PHILHELLMUTH: lol

PHILHELLMUTH: I had KJ

PHILHELLMUTH: lol

TURNTHECAROFF: hilarious phil

PHILHELLMUTH: yes they found a queen for ya'll

PHILHELLMUTH: congrats this is my biggest loss in two years playing online

PHILHELLMUTH: Limit holdem

When you put one of the best limit holdem players in the world against one of the players that thinks he's the best the result is just pure chat magic. For Phil's sake we hope he does his breathing exercises and starts taking his medication.