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Let's Talk about Poker and Sex, Baby

7 December 2009, By: compncards
Poker Lasts Longer
Poker Lasts Longer

Poker and sex are two things that most men enjoy most. I thought it might be fun to take a look at a few terms and concepts that can work in both and see which are they work better in.


This term is kinda a wash. In poker, much like sex, the size of what you’re working with is important. You take a “little stack” in either, you will not be considered much of a threat. Of course, in poker you will tend to have more people play with your little stack.

Oral Declarations

Poker wins in this category. In poker, oral declarations are binding and usually not open to interpretation. In sex, many guys fall well short in their oral abilities.

Pocket Rockets

While many will debate this, I think a pocket rocket in sex is much more effective than rockets in poker. You very seldom hear of a woman cracking pocket rockets in the bedroom. And the reaction is typically much better. Again, like in poker, people can misplay pocket rockets and wind up in frustration.

Suck Out

Suck outs in the bedroom are much better than in poker. Granted, when we suck out on someone, it is nice, but we hate to be sucked out on at the tables. Of course, I can’t think of a single guy that doesn’t like a good “suck out” in the bedroom.


Protection is a positive thing in both poker and in the bedroom. However, lack of protection at the poker table at worst can result in someone winning a poker hand. Not the same as in the bedroom. If you choose to not use protection, make sure it’s at the poker table.


Poker wins here just for the simple fact that domination is a selective taste in the bedroom. In poker, we all love to have someone dominated. Poker allows us all to break out our inner dominatrix. However, the idea of having high heels on certain male parts is something I personally will let someone else enjoy.

Last Longer

Poker definitely lasts longer than sex. As much as we would like to claim we are a dynamo in bed, most guys are lucky to last longer than the opening segment of High Stakes Poker.  Also, last longer bets are typically much more profitable.

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  • Martin 08/12/2009 2:15pm (11 years ago)

    "Have a good hand" - is that sex when you're alone?

  • compncards 08/12/2009 11:46am (11 years ago)

    Sex wins out in that as in poker some people don't know how to use position. Also, some games position is nowhere near as important. Besides, it is much more fun to be in position for sex. :-)

  • Sylen 08/12/2009 10:54am (11 years ago)

    Position, man, what about position?! :-)