Five Reasons Limit Players Make Better Lovers

While NL Holdem might have a lot of excitement, Limit poker offers more stability and less variance. In some cases, it offers a better long term profit potential depending on the game. Giving it further thought, Limit players also tend to be better lovers. Here is why:
1. Limit player's BB's are bigger than NL player's BB's.
2. NL players sometimes like 2-J off in weird positions at the table. Limit players don't like to expose their stacks like that. They prefer 6-9.
3. Limit players don't go broke with the ladies. NL players go broke with the ladies all the time.
4. People constantly want to see a Limit player's package. A NL player doesn't get as much action.
5. Limit players can go for hours with their stack where No-Limit players sometimes lose theirs in a minute.
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Melissa 29/03/2010 2:29am (11 years ago)
This is a little gay for you James~!!!!!
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