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Deep Thoughts with Compncards

27 July 2011, By: compncards

The monkey eats custard.

Why the monkey eats custard is beyond me. Perhaps he was tired of his typical diet of bananas and poo. Perhaps his stomach was upset after the Full Tilt – Alderney “hearing” yesterday.

In either event, custard sales have skyrocketed due to the monkey eating custard. Monkey is good for custard.

AsianSpa’s monkey is broke.

Who broke his monkey? Was it Howie? Did he run across some female bad juju at the bar?

Maybe his head got broke after watching the presidential address the other night. That is enough to break anyone’s monkey.

Wet Dogs Smell Pretty

Have you ever smelled a wet dog?  If not you should. The smell is pretty.

It is like roses in the summertime or fresh grass when it is cut.  Of course, if you have allergies this smell may irritate them, at which point wet dogs smell like Benadryl.

I Do Not Like Green Eggs and Ham

Why does Dr. Seuss insist on liking green eggs and ham?  That shit's clearly gone bad. A kid will get sick eating that.

I will not eat them on a bus. I will not eat them reading Deeds of Trust. I will not eat them spam. I will not eat them watching Son of Sam.  I will not eat green eggs and ham.

I will not eat them, now scram.

It takes a lot of faith to be an atheist.

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  • Sage Lee 06/08/2011 9:34am (10 years ago)

    A parody of Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy, I presume. Trying to be funny. Meh...

    But that last thought, Warringul, is actually the most intelligent of the bunch, and a trusim. Just because you don't understand the point he's trying to get across doesn't make it stupid; rather, it makes you stupid. But I'm not going to explain it to you, since you like to run your condescending and unnecessarily rude little bitch-mouth. You're obviously biased towards the thought of "God," which is perfectly fine and logical, but someday you'll hopefully realize you don't have to be a fucking douchebag about it. At least the first douchebag commenter kept it short and sweet, and therefore forgiveable.

  • compncards 02/08/2011 7:15am (10 years ago)

    So God is responsible for online poker's state of affairs? Interesting? When you find someone able to produce deep thoughts, let me know.

  • The Warrigul 02/08/2011 3:06am (10 years ago)

    Your final thought is stupid, faith in what exactly? Its faith in the sky wizard that has put online poker in the current state it finds itself.
    Heres a deep thought for you,
    it takes a lot of faith to believe that a genocidal, infanticidal, homophobic, megalomaniacal emperor loves you.
    Stick to writing about poker and leave the deep thoughts to people who have an ability to produce them.