Same Old Stories With Jean-Robert Bellande and Isildur1

Is anyone else besides myself getting tired of hearing about Isildur1 and Jean-Robert Bellande? Seriously.

I read in my Twitter timeline today that Bellande has a bankroll of $400. A little while later I read how Isildur1 took another big loss at the tables after booking a big win at the tables.

Once and for all, here is the basic storyline for both players:

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Jean-Robert Bellande:

I am broke.

I feel psyched about this tourney.

I am broke.

Feel great about the WSOP Main Event.

Went deep, won $50k. Got to keep $12k.

Three days later: I am broke.

Rinse, lather, repeat as necessary.

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Isildur1:

Big win on PokerStars.

Next day, big loss on PokerStars.

Next day, lose some more.

Next day, lose some more.

Next day, lose some more.

Several days later: Big win by Isildur1 on PokerStars

Next day, big loss on PokerStars

Time for a Superstar Showdown Challenge

Isildur1 wins

Next day, big loss on Pokerstars.

Brian Hastings continues to count his winnings from Isildur1.

Rinse, lather, repeat.

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So now that we know the basic storyline behind these two, we can move on right?

Probably not, because someday they may do something "Epic."

Oh wait, they probably can't afford the buy-in.