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They Took Our F'ing Jobs! Wombat Poker Rises From the Ashes of Black Friday

19 April 2011, By: compncards
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Friday April 15th, 2011 - a day that will live in poker infamy. THEY TOOK OUR FUCKING JOBS!!!!

Such is the claim for the newest online poker site.

In the wake of the US Department of Justice indictment of Full Tilt Poker, PokerStars, Absolute Poker and UB, a new entity has risen to take on new players looking for a new poker home.

This home is WOMBAT POKER!

Wombat Poker is the hottest new site offering fantastic promotions and a rakeback deal you will find nowhere else.

If you are a member of another site, you can trade your points for Wombat Bucks. Whether you have FPPs, VPPs, OPP, USB or even NBC, you can trade them in for Wombat Bucks.

About the only thing you cannot trade in for WBBs are STDs. They would prefer you keep those for yourselves.

As mentioned earlier, Wombat Poker has the best rakeback deal on the internet at an incredible 79%. Unfortunately, they do not have an affiliate program as of yet, but why the hell do you need one with 79% rakeback?

One of the most anticipated tournaments on the site will be the "eat your young" events. Similar to bounty events on other sites, you get both a bounty and Wombat Bucks for knocking players out. Wombat Bucks are awarded according to the age of the player, so the younger the player, the more bucks you earn.

To learn more about the newest site on the internet, check out There you can learn more about the site and even purchase merchandise.

Better yet, you can also check out the never ending "Quadcast" at They've been running a non-stop podcast since Friday covering all of the news and fallout from Black Friday.

"They took our fucking jobs!" So fight back at Wombat Poker.

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  • Rob C 19/04/2011 9:00pm (10 years ago)

    This is hilarious. Cannot wait to see what the download link does.

  • Team AfroPro 19/04/2011 1:05pm (10 years ago)

    I am Wombat Poker's first Team AfroPro. Rumor has it, we will soon be welcoming world renowned Kathy Liebert as our first Wombat Poker Brown Pro. I am proud to be part of the Wombat Poker Revolution. With 79% rakeback, so is my bank account.

    Learn, chat, and cuddle with the Pros.

  • Full ring player 19/04/2011 10:59am (10 years ago)

    I am a sponsor of Wombat poker. I am looking for Wombat Pros.