Chuck Norris Poker Facts Contest - Submit Yours Now!

Submit your best Chuck Norris Poker facts and stand a chance of winning eternal glory and Chuck power.

On the worldy topic of Chuck Norris facts we just realised that there are too few Chuck Norris facts out there. Of the top 100 we only found two.

Come up with a good one

The time has come for a contest where your participation is very important. Can you come up with the best Chuck Norris Poker Fact?

If you can, submit it to us and you might win the infinite glory as Norris Extraordinaire. If you do not, Chuck Norris will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

Send us your best Chuck Norris Poker Facts to:
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Chuck Norris poker facts

Top contestants so far:

"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."

"Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card."

There must be something better than this out there. Give it to us! =)

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