2011 World Series of Twitter Day 25 - Jujus, Marty McFly and PoopJunk
The 2011 World Series of Twitter saw Jujus, Marty McFly and Poopjunk on Day 25 of the 2011 WSOP. No, I am not high.
Actress Felicia Day made her first final table of the 2011 WSOT in Seat 9. (Yes, she is a redhead.)
She tells us about a radio ad she just ran across:
feliciaday Just heard a radio ad for a Rose Bowl event offering free HIV testing. And free hot dogs. I hope it's meant to be ironic? Lol.
Perhaps they wanted to give them wieners that were actually safe to stick in their mouths.
David Viffer is in Seat 8 and is either in heaven, or about to go broke:
4viffer Another day In heaven, playing 2-7 nl with Doyle Brunson Billy Baxter and Johny chan!!
Considering they have been playing before Viffer's mom was born, I expect that his bankroll is going through hell right now.
Joe Navarro is in Seat 7 and clearly is a Back to the Future fan:
navarrotells Casey Anthony cries over testimony of a witness but she partied after daughter's death. Helloooo McFly! Defense must think jury is rivergras
Excuse me while I reverse the polarity of the neutron flow on the flux capacitor.
Cobra Commander joins the WSOT final table for the first time. He is in Seat 6 and has obtained a small victory:
CobraCommander SUCCESS! My dungeon of starved vegans has finally started to turn cannibal! Tonight I dine on irony!
Know you know, and knowing is half the battle. COBRA!!!!!!
Joe Rogan makes his first WSOT final table and ...what station is he watching?
joerogan What a weird concept; hot chicks in high heels and shiny underwear talking about relevant social issues. We are beyond strange.
You call that strange? Have you seen the state of children's cartoons lately?
Explain Fanboy and Chum Chum to me if you have.
Scott Diamond is in Seat 4 and has started his new weight loss program:
DeputySD wax on wax off...wax on wax off... I should do this more often maybe my fat ass will lose this weight.dieting doesn't work or does green tea
Focus DiamondSan. You can catch more flies with bug zapper than you can with cannonball.
PokerGob makes yet another WSOT final table and is in Seat 3. He apparently has a new favorite word:
pokergob today I no longer call Full Houses by that name, they are now called "beat your #poopjunk"
Let's see kids spell this one at the National Spelling Bee.
Can I have the word's origin? "Some dude on twitter player poker."
Asian Spa is in Seat 2 today and has finally defined for us what Bad Juju is:
AsianSpa Truth Speaker BadJuJu definition: Haunted by a bad vibe or aura. Can be used as a noun or adjective. Prefected by @AsianSpa given to @jeffmadsenobv
I'm glad he cleared that up because the only Juju I knew was Tak and the Power of Juju, and if that is what Spa was wishing on them ... that would have just been odd.
I almost put myself in Seat 1 today but I gave up my seat to Cake Poker Room. I told folks on twitter the following:
compncards I just sent one of my clients the following email: "If I sell you a monkey, will you let him sit on your shoulder with a cup?"
Cake Poker replied:
CakePoker @compncards If your client says no please tell me. I'll give that monkey a shoulder to sit on. #nomonkeyleftbehind
My client actually sent the following answer:
compncards My client replied: "Everyone knows you don't buy monkeys. You get them given to you at night by old guys in Chinatown." @cakepoker
What is this ...Gremlins? Mogwais are what you get in Chinatown. Everyone knows that.
Come back tomorrow when we discover what happens if you feed Gremlins at 11 p.m. and cross the International Date Line.
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