Poker Needs More Hot Redheads

I was up late, as usual, and I got to thinking about how that poker could be made better. Knowing me, it only took 45 seconds before the idea struck me. More redheads in poker. And hot redheads at that. Just think of the possibilities:

Wouldn't the November Nine be MUCH more interesting if this gal was reporting?



I think this next gal has stacked the deck a bit considering that jokers aren't used in most games...



This next girl has a think for rocks. Nitting it up may not be looked down upon with her at the table.



This one play's at Full Tilt Poker.net. Don't you want to play with her for free?



Of course, we can't have gratuitous redheads without a Jen Tilly cleavage shot.



Then again, these redheads might be the death of us, but we won't mind.



Some poker purists would think that this would sex up the game too much. Others disagree. When asked about the concept of more hot redheads in poker, this was Lon and Norm's reaction:



Nolan Dalla even volunteered to step out from behind his computer and call the action. He looks ready for some redhead poker action.



Poker Photog B.J. Nemeth is already hard at work taking pics.



I hereby am starting the official PokerJunkie.com "Get more redheads in poker" petition. Feel free to sign and even encourage your ginger lady friends to join. After all, it is all for the "love of the game" right?