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2011 World Series of Twitter Day 40 - Vampires, Pocket Aces and Talking Shit

10 July 2011, By: compncards
Forrest Griffin 302x300
Forrest Griffin 302x300

The World Series of Twitter took a bit of a hiatus but has made a return during Day 1c of the 2011 WSOP Main Event.

Today we get some advice about pocket aces, Forrest Griffin talks some shit, and we even throw in a little vampire talk.

Victoria Coren is in Seat 9 and gives some advice regarding pocket aces:

VictoriaCoren Note to self: if you'd planned a cigarette break, don't change your mind just because you find aces. That always costs at least 7k.



Of course, you could always give up smoking. Just sayin.

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The UFC's Forrest Griffin is talking shit from Seat 8:

ForrestGriffin Seriously when you shit in public w/ your pants at your ankles there in the last guys piss. Hey it not as long as you think step forward



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Adam Goulding is in Seat 7 and is clearly a Hellmuth fan:

snoopy1239 Went to watch the Hellmuth entrance and waited outside for him to arrive. I feel so dirty.



Don't feel bad. I am sure Asian Spa is there with you.  :-)

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From Seat 6, Chris Hall is checking out the fashion sense of players:

ChrisKPHall There is a guy on table 59 who looks like he stole a Jackson Pollack and wrapped himself in it.

At least he didn't wrap himself in Jeffrey Pollack. That would have just been wrong. And scary. His smile is still creepy.

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Mental Floss joins the final table in Seat 5 and I think he has his facts mixed up:

mental_floss We almost forgot to wish you a Happy Odd Day! It's 7-9-11. Dates with consecutive odd numbers only occur six times each century

Just twice a century? Guys have dates with consecutive odds numbers every day. $573  $1,315, etc, etc.

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Sharri Verheyen is the queen of bad puns from Seat 4:

Sharri5670 What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer? Something that goes straight for the juggler!

She should know better. You never play with your food.

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Shane Schleger is in Seat 3 and reminds us that denial is the first step:

ShaneSchleger When a short stack requests a massage all I can think is "denial." #WSOP

This goes hand in hand with an all-in player requesting cocktails.

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Kate Wrightson is in Seat 2, showing how fleeting poker fame can be:

katewrightson Guy on phone: "these people watching someone named Dennis play poker. Thought it might be Rodman but it was some guy in a trucker hat. WTF."



I have to agree. I would rather watch Dennis Rodman play poker over Dennis Phillips too.

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Anon Poker Media is in Seat 1 and has a solution for the syndrome known as "Vegas attitude."

AnonPokerMedia Anonymous PokerMedia

A: "Have something that would make me give a fuck about what's going on right now?" B: "I have uppers, downers, and a Bible."

So is the Bible supposed to inspire, motivate, or do you use it to knock the people in the head that annoy you?

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Come back tomorrow when we break down the 23 flavors of Dr. Pepper.

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