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2011 World Series of Twitter Day 31 - Lactating Strippers, Wormless People and Virgin Sacrifices

1 July 2011, By: compncards
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After a couple of days off, we bring you another edition of the 2011 World Series of Twitter final table.

In today's edition, we have lactating strippers, de-wormed poker players and Liv Boeree looking to sacrifice a virgin.


Brandon Meyers is in Seat 9 and I think he is looking to score an easy bankroll:

oncommand If I called JG Wentworth and told them I was gonna win the main event would they give me cash now?

Call JG Wentworth..877 Cash Now.


Jen Shahade joins us in seat 8 and is playing some Sit-N-Go's:

JenShahade Live SNGs are fun. Bubbled my 1st (2-way chop) but discussion ranged from lactating strippers, make-up (poker) woes & ridic hand analysis

What happens if you are with a lactating stripper and you are lactose intolerant?  Inquiring minds want to know.


Devin Porter is in Seat 7 and skipped the Rio today for the Venetian:

devinporter Ahh yes the Venetian.. where I feel like I always pick the wrong choice between free hat, free shirt it $10 food voucher

Curtain #2!!!  Curtain #2!!! No Zonks!!!  If all else fails, consult Allen Kessler.


Bill Reilly is in Seat 6 and is pissed over the NFL labor talks:

reillygolfpro It pisses me off that a bunch of rich white NFL owners are discussing whether I will be forced to spend Sundays with my family this year.

But rich white guys decide whether you spend the entire week with your family. How is this any different?


BJ Nemeth makes an observation from Seat 5 regarding how the Big 2 have handled things since Black Friday:

BJNemeth Business schools could use the differences between Full Tilt & PokerStars as a case study in how to prepare for & handle a crisis.

The case study could be titled: PokerStars and Full Tilt - Manning Up vs. Clusterfuck.


Yesterday, I made the following comment on Twitter regarding the Full Tilt license revocation:

@compncards: UB's new slogan: At least we're not Full Tilt

Ortonimous is in Seat 4 and replied today with the following:

@ortonimous @compncards I'm adding to my "I knocked out a full tilt pro" t-shirt, gonna add on "and so did the AGCC"

Momma said knock you out, Alderney's gonna knock you out.


Craig Boyd is in Seat 3 and has run across Sasquatch I think:

craigthedeac Dude next to me has the hairiest hands/fingers I've seen outside of a zoo

Give him some beef jerky and maybe he will go away.


Adam Goulding is in Seat 2 and has an announcement to make:

snoopy1239 I would like to confirm that I don't take worming tablets anymore.

That's good to know. Otherwise you would have to give up poker for Pro Bass Fishing.


Liv Boeree is in Seat 1 at this final table and is seeking some way to change her luck at the 2011 WSOP:

liv_boeree It is becoming increasingly apparent that the only way to salvage this WSOP is to sacrifice something pure to a disgruntled deity. Ideas?

You could sacrifice @kevmath. Oh wait, you wanted pure. about marginally kind. Will that work?

Come back tomorrow when we find out exactly where the Geico gecko is from.

For daily recaps of all the action at the 2011 World Series of Poker, check our WSOP news section.

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