Full Tilt Poker Now Hiring
4 April 2012, By: compncards
Now Hiring!! Work for Full Tilt Poker!!
- Convincing customers we will not screw them like last time
- Listening to American players whine about not getting paid
- Logging complaints about not getting paid by our former employers
- Ability to withstand being laughed at by other online companies
- Ability to pay for your bills in the event we run out of money by buying Full Tilt Poker
- Ability to delay a response for three days to a question that would take 15 seconds to answer.
- Ability to write cryptic press releases are a plus
- Monitoring *wink wink* for bots and other activity against our TOS.
- Willing to take a bullet for us while we run out the back door should we run out of money.
- Salary if we don't run out of money from the transactions
- Having your pulse on the poker world and being the main point of contact for the company
- Sick days, vacation days, days you will do nothing....sorta like our old customer service staff.