Let's Talk about Poker and Sex, Baby
Poker and sex are two things that most men enjoy most. I thought it might be fun to take a look at a few terms and concepts that can work in both and see which are they work better in.
This term is kinda a wash. In poker, much like sex, the size of what youâre working with is important. You take a âlittle stackâ in either, you will not be considered much of a threat. Of course, in poker you will tend to have more people play with your little stack.
Poker wins in this category. In poker, oral declarations are binding and usually not open to interpretation. In sex, many guys fall well short in their oral abilities.
While many will debate this, I think a pocket rocket in sex is much more effective than rockets in poker. You very seldom hear of a woman cracking pocket rockets in the bedroom. And the reaction is typically much better. Again, like in poker, people can misplay pocket rockets and wind up in frustration.
Suck outs in the bedroom are much better than in poker. Granted, when we suck out on someone, it is nice, but we hate to be sucked out on at the tables. Of course, I canât think of a single guy that doesnât like a good âsuck outâ in the bedroom.
Protection is a positive thing in both poker and in the bedroom. However, lack of protection at the poker table at worst can result in someone winning a poker hand. Not the same as in the bedroom. If you choose to not use protection, make sure itâs at the poker table.
Poker wins here just for the simple fact that domination is a selective taste in the bedroom. In poker, we all love to have someone dominated. Poker allows us all to break out our inner dominatrix. However, the idea of having high heels on certain male parts is something I personally will let someone else enjoy.
Poker definitely lasts longer than sex. As much as we would like to claim we are a dynamo in bed, most guys are lucky to last longer than the opening segment of High Stakes Poker.Â Also, last longer bets are typically much more profitable.