Deep Thoughts with Compncards
The monkey eats custard.
Why the monkey eats custard is beyond me. Perhaps he was tired of his typical diet of bananas and poo. Perhaps his stomach was upset after the Full Tilt â Alderney âhearingâ yesterday.
In either event, custard sales have skyrocketed due to the monkey eating custard. Monkey is good for custard.
AsianSpaâs monkey is broke.
Who broke his monkey? Was it Howie? Did he run across some female bad juju at the bar?
Maybe his head got broke after watching the presidential address the other night. That is enough to break anyoneâs monkey.
Wet Dogs Smell Pretty
Have you ever smelled a wet dog?Â If not you should. The smell is pretty.
It is like roses in the summertime or fresh grass when it is cut.Â Of course, if you have allergies this smell may irritate them, at which point wet dogs smell like Benadryl.
I Do Not Like Green Eggs and Ham
Why does Dr. Seuss insist on liking green eggs and ham?Â That shit's clearly gone bad. A kid will get sick eating that.
I will not eat them on a bus. I will not eat them reading Deeds of Trust. I will not eat them spam. I will not eat them watching Son of Sam.Â I will not eat green eggs and ham.
I will not eat them, now scram.
It takes a lot of faith to be an atheist.